some one send me this, thought i will share:-

1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee.

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Husband and wife always compromise-husband admits he is wrong and wife agrees with
him.

5. They call our language mother tongue because the father never gets to speak.

renukakkar wrote:some one send me this, thought i will share:-

1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee.

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Husband and wife always compromise-husband admits he is wrong and wife agrees with
him.

5. They call our language mother tongue because the father never gets to speak.

these are

here are a few more:-

6. Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC.loud when Outdoor but remains Silent indoor..

7. Husband is the head of the family and his wife is the neck, which ever way she turns, he goes

8. Husband's definition of WIFE is Without Information, Fighting Everytimeand WIFE's definition is With Idiot For Ever

9. A man in Hell asked Devil the charges to make a call home. The Devil replied that Hell to hell was free

10. A wife asked her husband what he would give her upon climbing Mount Everest. the husband replied with the words, A lovely Push

11. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

renukakkar wrote:here are a few more:-

6. Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC.loud when Outdoor but remains Silent indoor..

7. Husband is the head of the family and his wife is the neck, which ever way she turns, he goes

8. Husband's definition of WIFE is Without Information, Fighting Everytimeand WIFE's definition is With Idiot For Ever

9. A man in Hell asked Devil the charges to make a call home. The Devil replied that Hell to hell was free

10. A wife asked her husband what he would give her upon climbing Mount Everest. the husband replied with the words, A lovely Push

11. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

Thanks for sharing these...they are very funny

Jim

something of the same genre

A wife-dominant couple has the best mutual understanding.
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She is always right, and he understands it!

Lambs-Wool wrote:something of the same genre

A wife-dominant couple has the best mutual understanding.
.
.
She is always right, and he understands it!

Works both ways.



Comedy is a way of laughing
at our selves as we see
ourselves in each other and can
identify with the joke

Reporter interviewing a 104 year old woman,
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104" the reporter asked.
she simply replied, "No peer pressure"

being over the hill is much
better than being under it

What is within surrounds us.
~ Rainer Maria Rilke

Even if your on the right track you'll
get run over if you just sit there.
~Will Rogers

The only place where success comes
before work is in the dictionary
Vidal Sassoon

The way I see it,if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain. Dolly Parton

Life is like a 10 - speed bike.
Most of us have gears we never
use

"The fastest way to succeed is to double your failure rate."

--Thomas J. Watson, Founder of IBM

A lion wakes up everyday and starts running after a deer to survive.

A deer wakes up everyday and starts running from a lion to survive.

So the point is that it does not matter whether you are a lion or a deer.

You just have to keep running.